Hi there. Welcome to my site. Please feel free to stop and stare.
I may occasionally update the site with photos and news of what I am up to. I may not. I may tell you if I update things, or simply slip them in when you're not looking. I am cunning like that. Do not feel bad that you have not achieved my level of development. You should still smile.
If you were looking for the Federation of British Cremation Authorities then please visit them here. I am in no way affiliated with them and am merely a product of a teenage mind that could not type the first six letters of the alphabet backwards.
For the avoidance of doubt, the teenage mind was mine, but about seven or eight years ago. I no longer possess a teenage mind. Well, in terms of physical age anyway.